Oh, Hello There, Stranger from the Internet.
I'm Robert.
And I help people sell more products with email.
And I know something about you too.
*rubs crystal ball*
You came from the Brain.fm Email of the Week article, didn't you?
I know what you're thinking, but...
No, I'm actually not psychic. And no, I don't actually have a real crystal ball.
I just figured you might show up. So I made this page for you.
Think of it as a virtual welcome mat.
Only instead of saying something cute like "hello sunshine," it's just me blabbering for a few paragraphs.
Anyway...
Here's a Little more About Me:
- I'm a sauna addict, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
- One time, Chris and I worked on a project that earned $67,118 in one day.
- I've been skydiving, but not Rocky Mountain climbing. (I also haven't gone 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu, in case you were wondering.)
Robert... every time I hire you for something you always dazzle me.
If you want a heads up when I publish the next Brain.fm email breakdowns:
Type your info below...
Click that beautiful red "YEET!" button...
And I'll give you a heads up when I publish the next 4 breakdowns.
(As an added bonus, I'll also give you free access to my subject line copywriting handbook, Subject Line Shortcuts.)
You can unsubscribe at any time.
I won't even cry that much.