Oh, Hello There, Stranger from the Internet.

I'm Robert.

And I help people sell more products with email.

And I know something about you too.

*rubs crystal ball*

You came from the Brain.fm Email of the Week article, didn't you?

I know what you're thinking, but...

No, I'm actually not psychic. And no, I don't actually have a real crystal ball.

I just figured you might show up. So I made this page for you.

Think of it as a virtual welcome mat.

Only instead of saying something cute like "hello sunshine," it's just me blabbering for a few paragraphs.


Here's a Little more About Me:

  • I'm a sauna addict, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
  • One time, Chris and I worked on a project that earned $67,118 in one day.
  • I've been skydiving, but not Rocky Mountain climbing. (I also haven't gone 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu, in case you were wondering.)

Robert... every time I hire you for something you always dazzle me.

If you want a heads up when I publish the next Brain.fm email breakdowns:

Type your info below...

Click that beautiful red "YEET!" button...

And I'll give you a heads up when I publish the next 4 breakdowns.

(As an added bonus, I'll also give you free access to my subject line copywriting handbook, Subject Line Shortcuts.)

    You can unsubscribe at any time.

    I won't even cry that much.